What’s the weirdest place you’ve been naked?

[Ed]

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[Anonymous]

Nice photo.

The only place I can think of with any weirdness potential was when we stayed in a hotel that was inside a sculpture “park” (actually fairly dense woodland filling a small valley). The hotel stay included unlimited 24/7 access to the park, so it would have been rude not to explore it naked. It was midsummer so there was enough light to go out quite late when it was pretty much deserted. In the unlikely event someone had “caught” me, I’d have said I was researching a future art project. It was interesting how the different textures of the different sculpture materials felt across my body, much more than just touching them with my hands, and some felt warmer/colder than others.

A sculpture park would definitely be a good place to take a model for a photography session.

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[Gary]

On a railway line (not the same one as my worst reaction story), and I keep forgetting to post the video.

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[John]

I used to go orienteering as a kid. Not much room to get changed in a car, if it was very wet but the rain had stopped, you’d often see people of all sexes and ages stripping off outside their cars. So in a field somewhere probably in the lake district, usually followed by a stroll hoping to catch some women doing the same.

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[Anonymous]

Same with getting changed after going pot-holing. The men face away from the women but everyone gets naked. I’ve only gone pot-holing with a group of relative strangers. I imagine groups of close friends would get changed in front of each other while they carry on with the conversation.

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[Ed]

I didn’t know about that one. I wonder if that’s the norm for all pot-holing venues?

[Anonymous]

There’s no alternative really, which is probably why I only remembered it when Jon mentioned orienteering. The “regulars” wear wetsuits and the very keen wealthy fanatics wear special caving overalls. Normal people wear boiler suits. You come out, completely soaked to the skin, through a hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere and need to get changed before you freeze. There’s no way you’d walk several hundred yards (on a good day) to find cover so you get changed where you are. Boiler suit and underwear off, rub down with towel, dry clothes (delivered by a very brave minibus driver) on.

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Enjoying being naked on a cold floor is probably a bit weird. It feels good face-down too, maybe even better, especially if you don’t mind the lack of exposure!

(Screenshot from the Waste City video in the blog)

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[Since1980]

The oddest place for me was a fake ww2 bunker. It’s on the top of a hill and was built as a decoy bunker.

[Ed]

I have to ask – why did you get naked there?

[Since1980]

It was on top of a hill, you can see and potentially be seen from miles about. To be honest though I didn’t plan it. I got in to walking over the last 2 years and it was a nice hilly walk to get there. Once there it was quiet so I figured why not. You can see for miles in the distance all around. Was a nice walk.

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[David]

Tv studio or ski slope, depends on what you think is weird.

[Ed]

Tell us about each and we can decide. 🙂

[David]

Ive been the stand in twice for a production of a tv show.

This involved being the only one nude for afternoon in front of twenty plus technicians and the gallery, whilst the team sorted out lighting, scenary and camera angles.

 

Volunteered to do a nude indoor ski event. About twenty turned up with only five or six of fully nude. Thought it would be a closed event. There were about 100 watching from their bar, plys staff turned up. Got interviewed by the local paper. Was exhilarating skiing down.

 

One funny thing was the drag lift went  right past the bar window, which you didnt know was there with oeople watching, until you were slowly being dragged past it. I was completely on display, because i couldnt hide anything as my hands were holding on to the lift. It was that or fall off right in front of them.

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[Since1980]

 

Nice adventures.

I’m gonna say I think ski slope is the weirder place of the two just based on people are naked on the telly more than ski slopes in normal times.

The TV studio sounds like a lot of just hanging around and something you can get used to being naked after a while.

 

The slope with the lift going past the bar and things kind of feels like you get less chance to be comfortable and relax into it, definitely sounds more fun to me. I can’t ski but need to find something like this try in the future.

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[Ed]

Love these accounts. Any more? Other people must have experiences too!

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