Well, I guess I would have to be naked out the back of the house and got there via the patio door and closed it before realising it would lock itself. So then it would be an attempt to open the patio sort despite knowing it was locked.
then to the back door to see if that was unlocked. If it was also locked then I’d have to go round the side of the house, back past the patio door and in sight of about five neighbouring properties. Then round the front of the house and in sight of the road to the front door.
the front door would be locked as well but luckily we have a key box attached to the front of the house so it would be a case of opening that box, taking the front door key out and letting myself back in the house.
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