The Best Stranger to Be Caught Naked By?

[Diana]

<p style=”text-align: left;”>Hello All!</p>
I thought of a rather interesting question that I look forward to the feedback of.

The scenario is that you are locked out of your house naked, or in some public setting without your clothes. Who would you think would be the best person to help you get clothed again? Spouses don’t count lol

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[ptHarry]

Apart from the practicalities of geography, would you volunteer to assist?

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[Diana]

I wasn’t thinking of myself as being a good candidate to help you out, but sure, that could work lol

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[Beace]

Aside from my spouse, my cousin or best friend would be post practical. A beautiful stranger would be most fun.

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[Diana]

Thank you for your feedback!

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[Ed]

Interesting question. I guess either someone with spare clothes or someone who can pick locks?

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[Diana]

Both very wise options 🙂 thanks for your feedback

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[NakedMadCat]

If locked out of my own house, the male neighbour on one side has, unexpectedly, seen me naked – see story elsewhere, so I would either WhatsApp him or go and knock on. In a public setting I would probably accept help from anyone!

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[Diana]

Thank you for your feedback! Let’s hope you have your phone 😉😁

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[NakedMadCat]

Yes, that would help!

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[John]

For a female, one of us probably, we would definitely have a good look, but you’d be safe 🙂

For me, probably a police officer provided I had a good explanation. Or as already said, someone with the skills to get inside the house.

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[Diana]

I hope I could trust you guys lol, the police officer is an interesting one, typically that is low on someone’s list of who they want 😂

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[Ed]

I think the Police officer option depends on why you are locked out naked and which country you live in. I know that in some states in the US, you can actually be arrested for being naked outside your home. If you don’t have a reasonable excuse for your nudity, then you could have problems.

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[Arthur]

I am going to give the most outrageously hilarious option, if I was going to be seen naked outside by a stranger and have to rely on them to get my clothing back I think it would be screamingly hilarious if I ran into a gorgeous stripper but they happen to be dressed at the time!

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[ptHarry]

So … she can have what you had, and you can have what she had.

“A Fair Exchange is no robbery” 🙂

 

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[Arthur]

@ptHarry

“So … she can have what you had, and you can have what she had.

“A Fair Exchange is no robbery””

I actually think it’s sort of not the case, it’s not really an equal exchange or fair exchange, the hilarity of it is that she’s a gorgeous stripper and you are thinking I would love to see her take it all off, and yet she is standing there in clothing and you are naked, and she’s probably not going to strip naked and give you her clothing! The irony of the situation is that so many people get to see her naked but you’re not seeing her naked she seeing you naked and she’s not even having to pay for the privilege!

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[Diana]

I think to take this idea a step further, if it would be a stripper that you frequently saw at a club. She would recognize you and laugh at you saying how funny it is that despite all your attempts to see her naked, she gets to see you naked first 😉

[Arthur]

@Diana

“I think to take this idea a step further, if it would be a stripper that you frequently saw at a club. She would recognize you and laugh at you saying how funny it is that despite all your attempts to see her naked, she gets to see you naked first”

I think it would be most frustrating if I didn’t know where her clock was and I never got to see her naked, the funny part would be basically I was standing there naked with a stripper who everybody gets to see naked but she is getting to see me naked and not the other way around. To me the nudity is most entertaining and frustrating when it’s one-sided like that, but I think it would be especially funny and especially frustrating with a stripper because she’s literally a person that everybody gets to see naked but she’s getting to see you naked and you’re not getting to see her!

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