I was at a big-box hardware store one morning, quite hungover. I was sitting on a window ledge opposite the cash registers with my shopping cart in front of me. A lady was checking out with her husband and 2 kids (8 and 10 years roughly). She was wearing a stretchy pale yellow knit mini dress and she was buying a large, heavy, potted plant. She squatted down to assist the cashier to find the bar code and started to reposition the plant. As she did that, her knees spread apart just enough for the stretchiness in the dress to effectively became an elastic. The dress snapped up and bunched around her waist. From my vantage point, she appeared to be commando, although a thong was a possibility. It wasn’t an intentional flash but it still made my day.
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